California Streaming

I get up at ungodly hours a.m. PDT to watch cycling bike races over the internet streams. Then, maybe, I write about that.

Click only if you want to see Jose Serpa n00d. I mean it.

We’re all aware Rigoberto Uran Uran and his better half have a standard schnauzer named “Firulai” who has social media presence, yes? 

via @FirulaiUran

Fuck yes, Ivan Basso is back with Bjarne Riis!!! I can’t wait to see more of Riis critiquing Basso’s TT skillz while the Italian eats styrofoam ricecakes with sad, empty eyes. With the Riis-Basso reunion and Voigt retirement, now is probably a good time to revisit Overcoming embedded here.

Put this Gazzetta article through a translator if you’d like to know more about Matteo Tosatto and Sonny Colbrelli RTing or making anti-immigrant comments on social media, but saying they’re not racist themselves.

Congratulations on your #YOLOrado stage win, Laurent Didier, aka third Schleck brother. 

image via @thejensie
Fact check your team merger press release to make sure it doesn’t include mentions of vacated wins by a rider who was banned.

I realized why I’m not impressed at all by those ice bucket challenge things.

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"I love challenges [with link to ‘image not available’ image]"

Ivan Basso blowing my mind with his zen shit.
Most controversial use of Camelbak since Fränk Schleck at Criterium International 2011.